1. Going outside means putting on sunscreen and hat
2. 94 F and 34% humidity means I can't operate a bicycle. For now.
Friday 13 June
1. You get one shot at getting dressed. If for some reason you don't like the outfit, too bad. Deal with it.
2. Buy clothes in "outfit" form and keep each parcel clean and together.
3. Cool socks are nice, but clean ones with mates are stellar.
Saturday 14 June
1. Sippy cups are for sipping, not dripping, leaking or opening of their own accord onto the upholstery of the new rental car.
Sunday 15 June
1. Naptime is around 2pm.
Monday 16 June
1. Playing in the grass means wearing shoes with socks and secure staying-on-ness.
2. Playgrounds rule.
Tuesday 17 June
1. Tee vee is for suckers.
Wednesday 18 June
1. Hard Rock Cafe is a great place for lunch.
2. Jammies are a new thing.
3. When sleeping time happens the drapes get fully drawn, cell phones get put to silent and Do Not Disturb signs are to be posted. If someone calls, call them back.
4. You get lots of free cookies when you're a kid.
Thursday 19 June
1. Bathtime before bed is a good thing.
2. If she wakes up at five in the morning and you can't get her back to sleep after an hour and a half ask yourself, "Have you checked her diaper?"
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